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I see you have entered the competition to write thirty words that best prove Lardy's point. The excessive use of the the aside you are a clear winner. You get a year's subscription to The Conservative Treehouse and a red MAGA hat!
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge. Just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident, he didn't wanna have me.

Marge: You didn't wanna have Bart.

Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child.

Marge: You tell Bart all the time. You told him this morning.

Homer: But when I do it, it's cute.