Daily Mail surpasses itself.

[itkman]

I'm just waiting for the "I'd do the pair of them" post

I wouldn't go anywhere near that Theresa May abomination of a human. The prospect of a 3 way fumble with Nicola and our Leanne though, that'd be another story.

[Dr Lecter]

I think I'd rather dig up Thatcher than have a go at May.

I'd probably get more warmth.