"we could still singe the King of Spain’s beard”.

[life on mars]

Let's stop chattering on and do em

[Organ Morgan.]

Let's drop a miniaturised nuke on Benidorm. Spain would immediately surrender with the added bonus of culling loads of British chavs.

[life on mars]

Let's drop a miniaturised nuke on Benidorm. Spain would immediately surrender with the added bonus of culling loads of British chavs.

Would we notice the damage ?

One positive outcome though, we wouldn't have to watch those dreadful teaser adverts ,advising us the latest series of Benidorm was due .