Was your own cars!!

[PerryJason]

Who are these lazy people who use these roadside manual car washes. They sit inside their cars while hoards of workers (very often foreign) work hard to get their car gleaming. Why can't they clean their own cars?? It's no wonder there is an obesity crisis in this country.
Very lazy some people.

[PerryJason]

I did mean wash of course

[Heathblue]

I did mean wash of course

Mare but yes i wash my own car, weekly.

[PerryJason]

Mare but yes i wash my own car, weekly.

And me butt, keeps us fit and healthy init bruv

[Ainsley Harriott]

Maybe they value an hour of their time at more than £5...

[TH63]

Sainsbury's jet wash for me, but good to see people choosing to earn a few quid and people supporting them.
Why does it matter if they're foreign by the way?

[PerryJason]

Sainsbury's jet wash for me, but good to see people choosing to earn a few quid and people supporting them.
Why does it matter if they're foreign by the way?

Some of them are English but of course that's not a problem

[Kiffa]

Not a problem but apparently deserving of a mention.

Interesting

[TH63]

Some of them are English but of course that's not a problem

We spend every other Saturday watching foreign people work for thousands a week.

[WJ99mobile]

Not worth the hassle for a fiver.

The poles every time for me

[PerryJason]

Not worth the hassle for a fiver.

The poles every time for me

Are u a fatty?

[The Alien]

Not worth the hassle for a fiver.

The poles every time for me

This,
Besides the one in Cwmbran has got a foreign girl working there and she got a lovey set of lungs on her. I'm all eyes when she washes my windscreen

[CCFCPhil]

This,
Besides the one in Cwmbran has got a foreign girl working there and she got a lovey set of lungs on her. I'm all eyes when she washes my windscreen

My car hasn't been washed for years. Where is this car wash?

[The Alien]

My car hasn't been washed for years. Where is this car wash?

Llantarnam Road. Enjoy

[Taunton Blue Genie]

This,
Besides the one in Cwmbran has got a foreign girl working there and she got a lovey set of lungs on her. I'm all eyes when she washes my windscreen

Like the scene in 'Cool Hand Luke' where the chain gang see that cowgirl immersed in suds when washing her automobile?

[The Alien]

Like the scene in 'Cool Hand Luke' where the chain gang see that cowgirl immersed in suds when washing her automobile?

No not quite, but I'll remember that scene next time she wases my car

[Rocco Siffredi]

I love an illegal Hoovering my boot

[Barry Shitpeas]

I love an illegal Hoovering my boot

[Dr Lecter]

I prefer the actual car wash with the big spinny brushes.

I often imagine as I'm going through that when I get out the other end I'll have entered another dimension where the world is completely different, possibly even back in time like Nicholas Lyndhurst in that programme where he went to WWII.

When I was younger I used to think everyone did stuff like that, but apparently not.

[Barry Shitpeas]

I prefer the actual car wash with the big spinny brushes.

I often imagine as I'm going through that when I get out the other end I'll have entered another dimension where the world is completely different, possibly even back in time like Nicholas Lyndhurst in that programme where he went to WWII.

When I was younger I used to think everyone did stuff like that, but apparently not.

I like to fool the automatic car wash by gently driving backwards and forward in time with the brushes. This makes it think you're in a stretch limo, so you get a longer super duper wash for 1.99 in Morrisons.

[Dr Lecter]

I like to fool the automatic car wash by gently driving backwards and forward in time with the brushes. This makes it think you're in a stretch limo, so you get a longer super duper wash for 1.99 in Morrisons.

Won't work for me.

I drive a stretch limo.

[Mrs Steve R]

I prefer the actual car wash with the big spinny brushes.

I often imagine as I'm going through that when I get out the other end I'll have entered another dimension where the world is completely different, possibly even back in time like Nicholas Lyndhurst in that programme where he went to WWII.
When I was younger I used to think everyone did stuff like that, but apparently not.

I wrote a similar play for a drama exam at school, we went back in time through the old air raid shelter at the bottom of the garden though.

[fingers]

I wrote a similar play for a drama exam at school, we went back in time through the old air raid shelter at the bottom of the garden though.

Remember that kids tv series from the 70's, Timeslip?

[Steve R]

I love an illegal Hoovering my boot

Euphemism?

[BLUETIT]

Euphemism?

There's no need to kill him.