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    We are a nation of dog lovers

    Apparently we really are

    doggy style
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    She's barking mad.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    Apparently we really are

    doggy style
    Well at least they didn't have to kiss her.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    She seems a bit ruff generally

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    The tail gets in the way though.

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    Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.

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    Well Nigel Farage's mother managed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordKenwyne View Post
    Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.
    Richard Keys would suggest that it is.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Just goes to show what bad taste British dogs have

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    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
    But otherwise you would have a go on it??

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
    Got me thinking, if you absolutely had to plough an animal, you know in a gun against the head type scenario, which one would it be? Donkey? Badger? Gorilla? Seagull? Apparently Dolphins are right goers.

    Bit of a stereotype I know but, on balance it would probably have to a sheep. You'd be able to imagine you were banging a stocky woman wearing a big woolly jumper.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
    Banana sssandwichesss - What a load of bollocksss!

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?

    A phallusy?

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
    Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
    But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.

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    As a result of the case "both she and Mr Galloway have suffered considerable public humiliation".

    But doing what she did in front of onlookers was OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
    But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.
    HEY hey, diddy dum day aye aye ahaye..

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    Apparently we really are

    doggy style
    See, once we have control of our borders we can start to read stories of our own, eccentric, kinks.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....
    That's repugnant
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Police were working on a lead....

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Police were working on a lead....
    ..and soon had the culprit collared.

    How low could this woman stoop?
    Dachshund apparently.

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    you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Did she take it up the shitzu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Did she take it up the shitzu?
    I thought that was a zoo with no animals
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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    Ruff justice.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)
    Speak for yourself.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Speak for yourself.
    HIT. A. NERVE.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    HIT. A. NERVE.
    You missed a gag there
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    I wish the wife had a gag.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    You missed a gag there
    ...as the bishop said to the actress.
    I control the spice. I control the universe.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Jokes aside. There's nothing like getting in from a hard day's graft, taking the work boots off , followed by the socks, spreading your toes apart to reveal little balls of sock gumpf and letting the dog go nuts on them with his tongue.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Ainsley Harriott View Post
    ...as the bishop said to the actress.


    Quote Originally Posted by nugent View Post
    Jokes aside. There's nothing like getting in from a hard day's graft, taking the work boots off , followed by the socks, spreading your toes apart to reveal little balls of sock gumpf and letting the dog go nuts on them with his tongue.
    That's how that woman in the story started.
    'It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled'

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    I wish the wife had a gag.

    She has one every time she looks at you

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post



    That's how that woman in the story started.
    why would she go from licking a man united fan's toes to shagging an animal?
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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