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    We are a nation of dog lovers

    Apparently we really are

    doggy style

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    She's barking mad.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    Apparently we really are

    doggy style
    Well at least they didn't have to kiss her.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    She seems a bit ruff generally

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    The tail gets in the way though.

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    Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.

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    Well Nigel Farage's mother managed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordKenwyne View Post
    Would it be possible for a women to give birth to a man/dog?.
    Richard Keys would suggest that it is.

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    Just goes to show what bad taste British dogs have

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    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
    But otherwise you would have a go on it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Personally I'm more surprised that people decided to have a go after the dogs had finished.
    Got me thinking, if you absolutely had to plough an animal, you know in a gun against the head type scenario, which one would it be? Donkey? Badger? Gorilla? Seagull? Apparently Dolphins are right goers.

    Bit of a stereotype I know but, on balance it would probably have to a sheep. You'd be able to imagine you were banging a stocky woman wearing a big woolly jumper.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?

    A phallusy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Did the black dog have a bigger cock?
    Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
    But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.

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    As a result of the case "both she and Mr Galloway have suffered considerable public humiliation".

    But doing what she did in front of onlookers was OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.

    Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
    But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.
    HEY hey, diddy dum day aye aye ahaye..

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    Apparently we really are

    doggy style
    See, once we have control of our borders we can start to read stories of our own, eccentric, kinks.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    I thought it was lipstick, m'lud....
    That's repugnant

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    Police were working on a lead....

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Taunton Blue Genie View Post
    Police were working on a lead....
    ..and soon had the culprit collared.

    How low could this woman stoop?
    Dachshund apparently.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)

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    Did she take it up the shitzu?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Did she take it up the shitzu?
    I thought that was a zoo with no animals

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    Ruff justice.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    you're all being harsh. we've all had our fair share of dogs (and no doubt some of us currently share our lives with a bitch)
    Speak for yourself.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Speak for yourself.
    HIT. A. NERVE.

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    HIT. A. NERVE.
    You missed a gag there

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    Re: We are a nation of dog lovers

    I wish the wife had a gag.

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