We are a nation of dog lovers

[Steve R]

Did the black dog have a bigger cock?

[BlueWales]

Did the black dog have a bigger cock?

Once you've had black you don't look back takes on a whole new meaning.

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
But when she bent over to get one for Rover he gave her a bone of his own.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

As a result of the case "both she and Mr Galloway have suffered considerable public humiliation".

But doing what she did in front of onlookers was OK.