Quote Originally Posted by ian gibson View Post
Since I won the lottery, my life has been like a dream come true. Only the other day I gave my wife a cuddle but she turned into my dead grandad and started chasing me, and it was like running through treacle, and then I realised my maths A level exam was about to start in ten minutes and I'd done no revision and I couldn't find a pen.
No, no .... I remember that in an episode of Brookside ......