Post your latest dream here.

[Mrs Steve R]

last night i dreamt i was ****ing my 12 year old brother. imagine my releif when i woke up and remembered im not a bristol city supporter.

I don't know what to make of your dream. They say most dreams are about sex so perhaps Organ Morgan might hazard a guess. I believe he advertises himself - in the yellow pages (a bit of a coincidence there) - as a sex therapist. He is currently disbarred after many complaints.

That was years ago when I was young, I don't remember them often these days, the ones I do remember I wouldn't tell you about.

I dreamt I stepped in mustard. The whole grain kind.

Better than French?