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Thread: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

  1. #1

    Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    'You're going down with the 'Ammers.....'

    Any more?

  2. #2

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    " is that all you take away " is a gimme

  3. #3

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    You can stick your Newcy Brown up your arse ! Sideways.

  4. #4

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    "They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"

  5. #5

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by City123 View Post
    "They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"
    "If you're not going to jail clap your hands, if you're not going to jail clap your hands...etc"

    Altogether now!

  6. #6

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    YOU VAT B*STARDS!
    YOU VAT B*STARDS!

    Not technically correct I know, but...

  7. #7

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    'Atax, Atax, Atax, Atax, Atax'

  8. #8

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Your black your white
    Your accountant`s fcuking shite
    Newcastle

  9. #9

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    Your black your white
    Your accountant`s fcuking shite
    Newcastle
    Love it!

  10. #10

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    'We've owed HMRC more than you..
    We've owed HMRC more than you"

  11. #11

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    To the Tune of YMCA
    It`s fun to fraud the HMRC whilst trying to body morph the letters

  12. #12

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    "It's fun to stay with the H-M-R-C!
    "It's fun to stay with the HMRC-eee!"

  13. #13

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by City123 View Post
    "They're coming for you,, they're coming for you, HMRC, they're coming for you"

  14. #14

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    Your black your white
    Your accountant`s fcuking shite
    Newcastle

  15. #15

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    They pay what they like Newcastle only pay what they like

  16. #16

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    If Ali was still on the tannoy he'd surely play Taxman by the Beatles

  17. #17

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Ah me lads, ye shud only seen us runnin’,

    We pass’d the taxman upon the road just as they wor coming’;

    Thor wes lots o’ lads an’ lasses there, all wi’ angry faces,

    Gawn alang the Scotswood Road, to come and fookin chase us

    Bit too much.

  18. #18

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Mike Ashley is a financial Genius

  19. #19

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by Arfur Europe View Post
    YOU VAT B*STARDS!
    YOU VAT B*STARDS!

    Not technically correct I know, but...
    Never let accuracy get in the way of genius

  20. #20

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    To the tune of YNWA

    "You're getting done for fraud
    You're getting done for fraud
    Pay up, pay up
    To H-M-R-C
    'Cos you're getting done for fraud..."

  21. #21

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Your black and white
    Your accountant is shyte
    Newcastle . Newcastle !

  22. #22

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Your black and white
    Your accountant is shyte
    Newcastle . Newcastle !
    Your black your white
    Your accountant`s fcuking shite
    Newcastle

  23. #23

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    You fat bastards.

    Not sure what that's got to do with tax mind you.

  24. #24

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    no wonder the atmospheres dying

  25. #25

    Re: Witty terrace chants for Newcastle tomorrow

    To the tune of YMCA...,,,

    You need to make sure you PAYE

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