Reading your posts on here, and the links to your twitter page, they are clearly not three qualities that you possess. Loyalty and credibilty are other qualities you sadly lack.
Now, if you had said you were 'delusional, arrogant and narcissitic' then you would have smashed your self assesment out of the park.
I can only assume Mike allows you on here as youre a laughing stock. A modern day court jester without realising you bring so much laughter to people.