Pontypridd beggars

[Organ Morgan.]

Are you sure you weren't just looking at your own reflection in the mirror behind the bar.

Do you know, Dai, I sometimes think free wifi shouldn't be available in geriatric wards.

I typed the pub's name into google and it transpires it's quite notorious.

[David Vincent]

I had a look at your video but I couldn't spot you. The regulars looked like a bunch of geriatric alcoholic tramps but everyone of them still looked far more respectable than you. I suppose you were hiding under a table waiting to nick a drink when one of them went off to empty his colostomy bag.