Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
The day I visited I hadn't been seated for a minute before a scruff tried to get me interested in some (no doubt) half-inched deodorants, then another tried to flog me jewellery in the bogs. The two or three women customers were, well... let's just say Sludge would pause before offering to accompany them to a darkened back lane.
Be careful one of them tramps could JR Hartleys father, one of the women could be my wife. They're the salt of the earth really.