The use of 'iconic' in describing a product as a pair of daps, flip flops or a pork pie.
Just **** off.
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The use of 'iconic' in describing a product as a pair of daps, flip flops or a pork pie.
Just **** off.
Pseudo home-spun personalisation of factory products:
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The term 'Designer' clothes. Even the cheapest apparel is designed by someone.
When I briefly worked in the marketing departing for a company 3 years ago, I was asked to make the menus of cafes and restaurants more exciting.
The example of Ham and cheese sandwich I was given read something like "Guthrie honey roasted Neuadd Fach ham and freshly sprinkled goats cheese, served on thick wholemeal bread"
I said it just makes them sound pretentious and totally unnecessary, but for some reason all of a sudden everyone is obsessed with things that sound middle class, that actually aren't - like a ham and cheese sandwich ffs.
Over the years 1 product has been constantly been re-invented and women constantly fall for it............SHAMPOO Feck me how many times have they fallen for this reinvented shite over the years.Mind you,some advertising techniques are to admired.You may not know that the worlds leading breakfast cereal was originally invented as a cure for excessive masturbation.Have to say you need to eat 24 boxes a day to get any benefit.Old Kellogg missed a trick there.
Yeah, shampoo is right up there in terms of completely fabricated marketing wank. Just had a quick look on Google and found these in 12 seconds
(Oh and EVERYTHING is 'New Advanced Formula' - the original shampoos must've been absolute shite!)
* Pro V formula
* Ceramide
* 100% natural Argan oil
* Elvive UV filter
* Sulphate Free Fortifying System
Mind you, men's razors are not far behind. I'm waiting for the day when we'll see a razor with 14 blades on it, for the closest shave a man can get, or some other such bollox.
7 out of 10* cat owners say that they cats prefer it
*13 people who expressed a preference surveyed
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Hurry!!!Sale ends soon...........Yeah right
slowly drizzled
Any company with 'Solutions' after their name.........what's the f*cking question?
TRIPLE COOKED CHIPS ! JUS ! MASH !
CLASSIC ! when applied to a celeb golf tournament.
IMPACT ! USA boolux speak comes to the UK.