Garden barbecue hosts, garden barbecue attendees, people who make loud slurping noises when drinking, those that yawn while making no attempt to cover their cake hole, gormless kents that stare as though hypnotised by their mobile phones, women who screech "oh my God" at every opportunity, anyone with a Liverpool accent, people who wear baseball caps sideways or back to front, numb nuts who utter they "want closure" and other annoying cliches like "whatever" when they're stumped for an original response, boring egg fans (is there any other kind?), those who are so useless they cannot or will not correctly pronounce where they live... examples: Landuff (Llandaff) and Bather (Beddau), John twatting Hartson (I fondly remember the deserved abuse he received at Ninny in a West Brom shirt) and Nicholas Witchell, that obsequious Royal Arse Licker by Appointment.