John Terry: Thousands win on Chelsea captain's 26th-minute substitution

[life on mars]

I just realised I'm two years older than John Terry. That's weird.

what minute would you have come off on ,and would you like a guard of honor to the drinks emporium that is the eddie bay bar

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

what minute would you have come off on ,and would you like a guard of honor to the drinks emporium that is the eddie bay bar

I would be stretchered off within the first ten minutes from exhaustion and hopefully the hospital would have a nice selection of vintage saline drips.