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    Haemorrhoids- thoughts?

    Ok it may be a taboo subject but research shows that over 60% of us may get these at some stage. Any top tips as I think mine may be in the early stages. Thanking you in advance. My automatic toothbrush is my only relief at present

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    Get some cream and drink more water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Get some cream and drink more water.
    What cream? Can I still use my toothbrush??

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Get some cream and drink more water.
    Double or whipped?

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    A poll would have been more apt.

    What or who is the biggest pain in the arse?

    Haemorrhoids or Perry Jason?

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    Re: Haemorrhoids- thoughts?

    Quote Originally Posted by Watcliff View Post
    Ok it may be a taboo subject but research shows that over 60% of us may get these at some stage. Any top tips as I think mine may be in the early stages. Thanking you in advance. My automatic toothbrush is my only relief at present
    Coconut oil, it's great for everything.
    https://www.earthclinic.com/coconut-...morrhoids.html

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    A poll would have been more apt.

    What or who is the biggest pain in the arse?

    Haemorrhoids or Perry Jason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    A poll would have been more apt.

    What or who is the biggest pain in the arse?

    Haemorrhoids or Perry Jason?

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    I'm sure there's piles of info on the interweb thingy.

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    Put cold tea leaves on 'em every day & get your bum 'ole examined after a week.

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    Frightens the shit out of you when they bleed badly

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    Frightens the shit out of you when they bleed badly
    Jesus Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatty Foggon View Post
    Put cold tea leaves on 'em every day & get your bum 'ole examined after a week.
    You only get an ooooooo with Typhoo

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    The general advice given on this board is not to do anything until you've consulted pepipoo.

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    This is a bloody shit thread.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatty Foggon View Post
    Put cold tea leaves on 'em every day & get your bum 'ole examined after a week.
    I did just that and when I went to the docs he said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger.

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    Re: Haemorrhoids- thoughts?

    Q: What`s the difference between engagement and piles?

    A: When the piles are over you get your ring back.

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    It's great to see a haemorrhoids topic here. It's gotten me nostalgic for CCMB pre-2008 style before Facebook really took off. Back then we'd happily while away a pleasant few hours discussing foot rot and verrucas along with that eternal favourite, diarrhoea.

    Warts of all descriptions were a regular hot topic. Sludge was always seeking reassurance about those warts common to the genitalia of women who were patrons of the same rough pubs he lurked at.

    Ah, the good old days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad as a fish View Post
    I did just that and when I went to the docs he said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger.

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    Re: Haemorrhoids- thoughts?

    Eat more fruit and veg and less red meat , drink more fluids to create softer stools , Anusol does exactly what it says on the tube btw.

    Go and see the doctor. I got sent to hospital about 25 years ago and had my piles shrunk by injections into the swollen veins. Been
    ok ever since although those sharp pricks made my eyes water.

    Don't put it off in case it's more serious.

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    Preparation H does the job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llanedeyrnblue View Post
    Preparation H does the job
    .......or, as Spike Milligan used to call it, Preparation Ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    those sharp pricks made my eyes water.
    I bet they did sailor

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