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[Kris]

Pass me the coconut oil I want to go crazy.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Obviously, me replying to other people's posts is somehow causing you offence. It shouldn't. I'm currently giving you some of the attention that you obviously crave so you no longer have a need to feel underwhelmed. Not sure why you think the personal (and extremely) vague attacks serve any purpose here, I suspect you have an itch that needs to be scratched so go ahead, knock yourself out.

By the way, what IS the point you are trying to make? Does it only make sense if I binge on sugar and saturated fats for a week?

I think the way you take everything so personally and end up ranting is what makes it fun. You get wound up by the most basic stuff.

[Kris]

I think the way you take everything so personally and end up ranting is what makes it fun. You get wound up by the most basic stuff.

[Kris]

Pass me some of those Mars bars as well. I want to go full on crazy because a lot of this is incomprehensible to those of us who live our lives outside of the medium of the Cardiff City Messageboard.

[Mrs Steve R]

Pass me the coconut oil I want to go crazy.

Go for it, all those ketones will make you feel great.

[Kris]

Go for it, all those ketones will make you feel great.

But, will they give me the stamina to post all night about nothing in particular, with the vain hope of starting an argument just so that I can tell my psychiatrist I have had a "social interaction" today?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Calm down Kris.

[Kris]

Calm down Kris.

Awww, bless him. He's desperate for an argument. Not tonight darling.

[Mrs Steve R]

But, will they give me the stamina to post all night about nothing in particular, with the vain hope of starting an argument just so that I can tell my psychiatrist I have had a "social interaction" today?

No idea, I'm too busy to worry about stuff like that.

[Kris]

No idea, I'm too busy to worry about stuff like that.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Awww, bless him. He's desperate for an argument. Not tonight darling.

Oh yeah, I didn't get a rise out of you...

"These are personal attacks!" "I have no idea what these posts even mean!" Pick one, jirga.

[Kris]

Oh yeah, I didn't get a rise out of you...

"These are personal attacks!" "I have no idea what these posts even mean!" Pick one, jirga.

At least you have managed to wind someone up this evening. Shame that it was yourself.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Yeah, post only smileys to me whilst talking about me via other posters so you can pretend you didn't take the bait.

Hey look! I can edit my posts later as well!

[Kris]

Yeah, post only smileys to me whilst talking about me via other posters so you can pretend you didn't take the bait.

If you're trying to come across as unhinged, you're doing a really good job.

[Kris]

Yeah, post only smileys to me whilst talking about me via other posters so you can pretend you didn't take the bait.

Hey look! I can edit my posts later as well!

I feel very sorry for you, and I hope you have someone you can speak to.