caerphilly under house arrest tomorrow thanks to the lycra brigade

[ken smith]

I can't visit my mum's nursing home in Newbridge. Only 100 yards or so from an "open" road, but they won't let us use that 100 yards.

Can't you pick her up today and take her home late Sunday?

[Organ Morgan.]

Cyclists are a blight on society. Most of them I'm sure are also barbecue hosts. Yes, they really are that dastardly.

Should Jimmy the Jock be in attendance tomorrow then he won't be hard to spot as he'll be the one dressed in clan tartan lycra who's fond of ringing his bell, with annoying regularity, that plays Scotland the Brave.