Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
Welcome to my world.

Come on in, leave your Facebook, Apple Music and 4g at the door and take a seat.

I've got a wireless we can listen to or a DVD box set of Father Ted we can watch.

Or if you prefer we can just have a chat about the weather, young people today or listen to the noises we make while getting in and out of a chair.

Keep it to yourself though, I don't want any old riff raff coming in.
^^^^^^^^

This.