Welcome to my world.
Come on in, leave your Facebook, Apple Music and 4g at the door and take a seat.
I've got a wireless we can listen to or a DVD box set of Father Ted we can watch.
Or if you prefer we can just have a chat about the weather, young people today or listen to the noises we make while getting in and out of a chair.
Keep it to yourself though, I don't want any old riff raff coming in.