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I just farted and said nothing.
My missus just went "what do you say?"...
I replied "What difference does it make?".
She went nuts.
So what difference does it make?
Cool story. Thanks for trying to fill the gap in our lives left by Blue Matt
Saying excuse me isn't going to stop your nose hairs fizz away once you get a whiff of my guff.
Lol.Originally Posted by TH63
[QUOTE=nugent;4764998]I just farted and said nothing.
My missus just went "what do you say?"...
I replied "What difference does it make?".
She went nuts.
SO WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE QUOTE]
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Needs more tangents to be the real thing.
Be a man about it. Here's how:
Point your backside toward the good lady next time, let it rasp long and loud, then turn around, fix an insolent glare and waft it in her direction.
Say nothing. Just stare.
Report the successful outcome here please.
more tea vicar
It all depends if you are in the presence of royalty.....
she should be thankful your not lighting them as well the ungrateful bitch.
Next time, feel the back of your trouser leg and say "lumpy"..... Should get a favourable reaction.
You are either an ill mannered pig or you're not, that's the difference.
Steve claims he can't help it, he manages not to do it when my mother is here though, funny that.
I hope this is exactly the kind of post that gets frowned upon in the new order.
The Colonel would have been sniffing all over this thread if he hadn't been driven off here by posters who were not fit to light his farts.
Actually did that once. I was walking down the stairs of the car park behind Boots on Wood St, my mate was about half a flight behind me, a man sporting a dog collar with a woman was going up, when he was between me and my mate I let a rasper go accompanied by " More tea vicar", he was just about face to face with my mate while my arse was dust down go stairs. Luckily my mate saw the funny side...... Sort of a claim to fame that!
An old couple in church. The husband violently farts. He writes on his hymn card and passes it to his wife " I just broke wind, but luckily it was a quiet one. What should I do?"
She scribbles and passes it back - 'Get a new battery for your hearing aid'
Very funny.
Makes no difference at all.
Either way she doesn't give you a blowy, so why bother making an effort.
Only need to mention if it's slilent. Mine are so audible this is rarely necessary.
Like shaving his nutsack?
Or even washing it once in a while?
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