Trivial things that get on your nerves

[Cyclops]

Singing "you're not famous anymore" - that's quite a flattering song, especially to the likes of Portsmouth, who've never even been famous.

You obviously don't get the psyche of Pompey mushes who have existed for centuries, winning innumerable naval battles, on the basis that they are down-trodden, worthless under-dogs who should be underestimated at your peril. We are scum - famous for not being famous - until the nation depends on us, and then we rise up with a fury that is terrible to see and give entire continents a bloody nose. We come from an island off an island and have the smallest-minded insular mentality psychologists looking down their hoity-toity noses have ever examined - until they wake up from a right battering. Portsmouth boys revel in being put-down, for then we delight in smashing all the odds to vanquish the mightiest of mighty foes.

Oh, and can we have our clock back, please?

(from a 'son of Trafalgar' - and proud of it!)

[bobh]

Singing "1-0 and you f•cked it up..."
You have to had been at least 3-0 down before you start using that one.

Singing "you're not famous anymore" - that's quite a flattering song, especially to the likes of Portsmouth, who've never even been famous.

They're famous in a quiz.

"Which club held the FA Cup for six continuous years?"

They won in 1939, and held it until the next comp after the war.

[jon1959]

'Can I get'

[Mrs Steve R]

'Can I get'

What do you want Jon?

[Sgt. Pepper]

'Can I get'

and "I'll get the .."

[the other bob wilson]

Mentioned it before on here, but people who start their answers to a question with the word "so" do my head in.

[Ring_Peace]

"Guys". Hi guys. I'll be over in a few minutes to take your order guys. Everything alright with your food guys? I wasn't even eating at a budget restaurant.

[The Bloop]

Fridge doors that hinge on the left- a terrible blight on society that needs to be outlawed at once.

[Zenith]

What about when you're in a rush in the shop and as you finishing paying to join the exit walk there's about 3 people in front walking snail speed side by side to block the whole aisle... and then stop because they want to get fags.

[uncle bob]

Woman that push the pushchair out onto the road thinking they have to stop when they put they're own toes next to the kerb and push the pram slightly onto the road without even looking.

People that are stood on the bus stop and as I approach in my taxi put they're arm out, as though they are about to flag me down, then just look at the time on they're watch as I pull over.

Those deliveroo bike riders on the road. Absolute pain in the backside the way they swerve and hog the whole road

[jamieccfc]

Taxi drivers who think they own the road especially in cardiff

[thehumblegringo]

People who reinvent themselves on facebook and have changed from being Wayne Sleep to Lenny Mclean

People who use the term "that awkward moment when....."

[Kris]

People who don't pronounce "th" and replace it with a "f" or "v" sound instead. Like ovver instead of other. For **** sake it gets on my nerves, more so than ever.

I am guilty of exactly this, it's a speech impediment.

[Llanedeyrnblue]

People who take the trouble to pick up and bag their dogs shit and then chuck it into a tree or hedge.Some even carefully hang it on a branch.
What's that all about?

[Llanedeyrnblue]

I am guilty of exactly this, it's a speech impediment.

For some reason my missus can't pronounce words starting with br such as brewery, she says it as booery

[J R Hartley]

People who throw fag nips out of their car window, especially when I am driving behind them.

Next door neighbours who have never worked a day in their lives driving around in a brand new 2017 Audi Q3 paid for by the tax payer.

[Dr Lecter]

The look on the bloke next door's face as I drive past in my fancy Audi (paid for by my disability benefits)

Miserable old git.

[Cyclops]

The look on the bloke next door's face as I drive past in my fancy Audi (paid for by my disability benefits)
Miserable old git.

That's really weird.

The post just above yours is from a guy who is dead jealous of his neighbour's Audi!

[BlueWales]

People who wear huge rucksacks to work and bash them into you on trains , lifts and crowded
places. Wannabee Quasimodos the lot of them.

People who don't give you a thank you wave when you let them in a queue of traffic.

The Americanisation of English especially the use of Impact.

[splott parker]

When you've been 1-0 down, then go 2-1 up, then with a minute or so to go, the opposition are in the process of taking their second consecutive corner and some confident fans start singing "1-0 and you f*cked it up".

[Tandy]

"It's a long story" wake me up when you've finished you boring tw5t.

[jon1959]

Tandy

[Sgt. Pepper]

Tandy

[Dr Lecter]

It's funny because it's true.

[Tandy]

Old people who stop to get the Metro then go hurtling down the bus.