bitten by a spider

[jeepster]

My mrs said get the spider out of the bath,i normally just pick the up and put them out of the window.This twat bit my finger from now on it will be a glass and paper.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

See you in the news soon, Spider-Man.

[AlwaysAway2]

My mrs said get the spider out of the bath,i normally just pick the up and put them out of the window.This twat bit my finger from now on it will be a glass and paper.

Watch out. I have just finished a huge course of antibiotics after a spider bite.
People think they are not dangerous. They bloody well are!
Bacterial infection tracking right up my arm. Never been so glad to have antibiotics ever before.
I almost had to miss Wolves away FFS.

[jeepster]

See you in the news soon, Spider-Man.

or on the web

[jeepster]

Watch out. I have just finished a huge course of antibiotics after a spider bite.
People think they are not dangerous. They bloody well are!
Bacterial infection tracking right up my arm. Never been so glad to have antibiotics ever before.
I almost had to miss Wolves away FFS.

What type of spider was it? mine was just a large house spider

[Barry Shitpeas]

My mrs said get the spider out of the bath,i normally just pick the up and put them out of the window.This twat bit my finger from now on it will be a glass and paper.

u shud of nocked him out etc etc

[itkman]

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[BlueWales]

Just squash the ferkers.

[jeepster]

Just squash the ferkers.

I never kill a spider they eat flies.

[AlwaysAway2]

What type of spider was it? mine was just a large house spider

I honestly have no idea but it must have been tarantula like.
Could have been an Asian hornet but I never heard a sound and was awake it the dark when the bastard got me.
I jumped out of bed so fast i have no idea where whatever it was went.
No horseflies or dead anythings to be seen so I think it was a spider.

They do bite and it can really hurt.

[jeepster]

I honestly have no idea but it must have been tarantula like.
Could have been an Asian hornet but I never heard a sound and was awake it the dark when the bastard got me.
I jumped out of bed so fast i have no idea where whatever it was went.
No horseflies or dead anythings to be seen so I think it was a spider.

They do bite and it can really hurt.

It does hurt that's for sure

[AlwaysAway2]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3938...watch-out-for/

False Widow is my guess.
Telltale double bite marks but no certainty.
Also I am in Jersey as far South in Britain as is possible.

[jeepster]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3938...watch-out-for/

False Widow is my guess.
Telltale double bite marks but no certainty.
Also I am in Jersey as far South in Britain as is possible.

I am so lucky mine was a house spider.Hope it clears up soon.

[dicey1966]

I honestly have no idea but it must have been tarantula like.
Could have been an Asian hornet but I never heard a sound and was awake it the dark when the bastard got me.
I jumped out of bed so fast i have no idea where whatever it was went.
No horseflies or dead anythings to be seen so I think it was a spider.

They do bite and it can really hurt.

Maybe a mosquito?

[Pearcey3]

My mrs said get the spider out of the bath,i normally just pick the up and put them out of the window.This twat bit my finger from now on it will be a glass and paper.

You daft sod

[jeepster]

You daft sod

.
I know but i just hate hurting spiders

[nugent]

I didn't get bitten but I looked a right nob in work this week.

My mate gave me a hand to lift a 55kg Belfast sink on site this week.
As we were carrying it to the room I needed it in, my mate went "nuge, you got a spider on your shoulder ".

This lad is a fecker for pis sing about, I didn't believe him but calmly looked to find this big black spider on my left shoulder.

It's strange how your body reacts to these shocks.
My brain must have computed in a matter of a millisecond, that it best not to drop the Belfast sink, but to shut your eyes, stand still, open your mouth and let out a series of 5 second bitch screams in a tone not befitting a grown man on a building site full of other grown men, until the spider drops off.
Who even now point and laugh at me when passing each other on site.

[Bobby_The_Bhoy]

I didn't get bitten but I looked a right nob in work this week.

My mate gave me a hand to lift a 55kg Belfast sink on site this week.
As we were carrying it to the room I needed it in, my mate went "nuge, you got a spider on your shoulder ".

This lad is a fecker for pis sing about, I didn't believe him but calmly looked to find this big black spider on my left shoulder.

It's strange how your body reacts to these shocks.
My brain must have computed in a matter of a millisecond, that it best not to drop the Belfast sink, but to shut your eyes, stand still, open your mouth and let out a series of 5 second bitch screams in a tone not befitting a grown man on a building site full of other grown men, until the spider drops off.
Who even now point and laugh at me when passing each other on site.

[jeepster]

Never understood this - there is feck all to a spider - never see a fat one. And there seem to be loads more flies than spiders. DO we need more spiders, or a better way of killing flies ?

I was bitten by a horse fly last week - now that it Fecking painful

Very painful nasty ****ers

[Steve R]

I didn't get bitten but I looked a right nob in work this week.

My mate gave me a hand to lift a 55kg Belfast sink on site this week.
As we were carrying it to the room I needed it in, my mate went "nuge, you got a spider on your shoulder ".

This lad is a fecker for pis sing about, I didn't believe him but calmly looked to find this big black spider on my left shoulder.

It's strange how your body reacts to these shocks.
My brain must have computed in a matter of a millisecond, that it best not to drop the Belfast sink, but to shut your eyes, stand still, open your mouth and let out a series of 5 second bitch screams in a tone not befitting a grown man on a building site full of other grown men, until the spider drops off.
Who even now point and laugh at me when passing each other on site.

I can just imagine that!!

[Mrs Steve R]

I can just imagine that!!

I dunno what you're laughing at, it sounded like you were tackling a burglar when you saw the spider in the bathroom the other night, all that crashing and yelling.



A MASSIVE one just ran under our tv, I hope I get to see Steve bumping in to it..

[nugent]

I dunno what you're laughing at, it sounded like you were tackling a burglar when you saw the spider in the bathroom the other night, all that crashing and yelling.



A MASSIVE one just ran under our tv, I hope I get to see Steve bumping in to it..

😂

[Steve R]

Killed the bastard with my trusty 2017 Gig Diary. That'll learn him to come running at me.