When will people learn about online polls?

[MacAdder]

Simple solution, get the Jack crest done small so he keeps to his word and tattoo over it with another favoured one.

[Mr Shhh]

Simple solution, get the Jack crest done small so he keeps to his word and tattoo over it with another favoured one.

Even simpler solution, just say the missus wouldn't permit it.

[ccfc_is_my_life]

Even simpler solution, just say the missus wouldn't permit it.

Indeed. Still, he got into the local paper so that's an achievement.

[Baloo]

I'n not sure the NW's face option is that much better.