Meanwhile in Bristol...

[Baloo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

[Zenith]

[Sgt. Pepper]

Have humans always been this unfathomably daft?!

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo"

bet he never thought he'd say that.

[Barry Shitpeas]

Excellent

"I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window."

[TH63]

Did he dump her?

[TH63]

Have humans always been this unfathomably daft?!

Just wurzels

[Mrs Steve R]

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo"

bet he never thought he'd say that.

I thought that.

[life on mars]

And there's no shame , last thing I would do inbsuch anb embarassinb moment is turned it into a media event .

It's a pity the Fire Brigade can't charge for call outs like this along with cats up trees ,and other non incenedtal crap , save some tax payers money I say .

[Taunton Blue Genie]

And there's no shame , last thing I would do inbsuch anb embarassinb moment is turned it into a media event .

It's a pity the Fire Brigade can't charge for call outs like this along with cats up trees ,and other non incenedtal crap , save some tax payers money I say .

The Fire Brigade were merely going the the motions.

[RichardM]

And there's no shame , last thing I would do inbsuch anb embarassinb moment is turned it into a media event .

It's a pity the Fire Brigade can't charge for call outs like this along with cats up trees ,and other non incenedtal crap , save some tax payers money I say .

They can charge and some do http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18058311

[elytillidie]

It's not just slavery that Bristol is famous for...
Bristol Stool Chart.jpg

[Feedback]

And there's no shame , last thing I would do inbsuch anb embarassinb moment is turned it into a media event .

It's a pity the Fire Brigade can't charge for call outs like this along with cats up trees ,and other non incenedtal crap , save some tax payers money I say .

I imagine this was one of the times that they were happy to oblige free of charge

[elytillidie]

And there's no shame , last thing I would do inbsuch anb embarassinb moment is turned it into a media event .

It's a pity the Fire Brigade can't charge for call outs like this along with cats up trees ,and other non incenedtal crap , save some tax payers money I say .

They had to send a Lootenant firefighter out as well...

[Wales-Bales]

Why are we funding the BBC to report this shit?

[Mrs Steve R]

Why are we funding the BBC to report this shit?

Because it was thrown out of the window.

[GRUMPYS DEN]

It's not just slavery that Bristol is famous for...
Bristol Stool Chart.jpg

Type 8 Jursset!!!

[life on mars]

The Fire Brigade were merely going the the motions.

Some jobs are just shitty