Just checked in with the Black Country Brazil to see how they were bearing up. Wonderful thread on their MB - "Would you take a play off place if offered now?". Some truly delusional posts on there but the best one is near the top...

"Knowing our luck we'd get Cardiff in the final and get kicked off and bullied off the field."

Honourable mention for "The least I accept is the second place in the final table. Anything below that, would not satisfy me."