Continuing the theme...

During a skint time in the 90s, playing Rochdale at home - we were the only game on that night and were automatically featured as the commentary game on Radio 5. They spent most of it taking the piss at how bad it was. It ended 0-0.

Also, earlier in the decade, was going to watch a cup game against Hayes but hadn't realised it was a lunchtime kick off and missed it. That was 0-0 too.