How to be royally f*cked over in just 28 days!

[Mrs Steve R]

I'm glad you said that Mrs R. Because I have this question that's always been bugging me.

Pretend 1% of the population has a disease. You have a test that determines if you have that disease, but it’s only 80% accurate and 20% of the time you get a false positive. Your test comes back positive. How likely is it you have the disease?

I'd say you haven't got it, why? because they can't even prove if you have it or not, why listen to them?

Blimey! What disease has she got?

I ain't got nufink