Pets

[Pearcey3]

Sludge you could always house Oggy Moggy as a pet. He will doubtless have similar characteristics to a pet rabbit(see above) but you might be able to train the so and so.

[Mrs Steve R]

Plus, it might nibble his nuts. Which is something that appears to have been sadly lacking for the rotter

You can say that again

I do like parrots but they keep repeating on me.

Don't eat them to quick then.

Nutters.

[SOXY BOY]

We've got a Labradoodle and I was out voted when my wife and the kids wanted a dog but now, I wouldn't be without him. When the weather is crap,he still needs to go out for a walk and when I come in,even after an hour or two,he's always happy to see me. He doesn't moult but he's terrible when there's food about.

[Sgt. Pepper]

A neighbour's kitten has moved in with me. They don't mind and still pay the vet's bills.
You heard it here first.

I bet she's feline terrible.