Sabbath , name for my rescue dog , if I get one

[Mr Soul '68]

Or possibly Colin , ladyboy or lofty

Every metalhead worth is one brain cell, knows it's Sabbaff! Sabbath sounds too poncy and middle-class like. C'mon Sludge you don't want to look like a boy band lover, running around the park shouting Sabbath after the dog, when it's trying to escape from your clutches. All the luscious young and not-so-young ladies will think you are a vicar or some religious nutjob! You wanna be running after it, wearing a tie-dye T-Shirt and loons of course, shouting SABBAFF, SABBAFF and making devil signs. That will show all them foxy chicks how cool and collected you really are. You'll pull on no time at all

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Every metalhead worth is one brain cell, knows it's Sabbaff! Sabbath sounds too poncy and middle-class like. C'mon Sludge you don't want to look like a boy band lover, running around the park shouting Sabbath after the dog, when it's trying to escape from your clutches. All the luscious young and not-so-young ladies will think you are a vicar or some religious nutjob! You wanna be running after it, wearing a tie-dye T-Shirt and loons of course, shouting SABBAFF, SABBAFF and making devil signs. That will show all them foxy chicks how cool and collected you really are. You'll pull on no time at all

If we are top of the league going into new year it's Colin !!