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    Fawlty Towers, Basil's Best Bits

    On 'Yesterday' now, seen all the clips a million times but, dear me, this is outstanding, top class comedy👍👍

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    Basil: Is there something wrong?
    German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?
    Basil: Me? You started it.
    German Guest: We did not!
    Basil: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

    chipspie

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    'I'm trying to cheer her up you stupid Kraut' 😂😂😂😂

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    Re: Fawlty Towers, Basil's Best Bits

    Quote Originally Posted by chipspie View Post
    Basil: Is there something wrong?
    German Guest: Will you stop talking about the war?
    Basil: Me? You started it.
    German Guest: We did not!
    Basil: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland.

    chipspie
    My God you're ugly aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forest Green Bluebird View Post
    lol

    chipspie

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    I must say I never really liked Fawlty Towers.

    It was a one trick pony which every week built up to Cleese doing an OTT rant.

    Surprised they still show it in this PC age with its racist content too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    I must say I never really liked Fawlty Towers.

    It was a one trick pony which every week built up to Cleese doing an OTT rant.

    Surprised they still show it in this PC age with its racist content too.
    same thing with only fools you miserable kraut lol

    chipspie

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    Fawlty Towers Mrs Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
    Basil: But that is Torquay, madam.
    Mrs Richards: Well it's not good enough.
    Basil: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...
    Mrs Richards: Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea.
    Basil: You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!
    Guest: I'd need a telescope to see that.
    Basil: Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    I must say I never really liked Fawlty Towers.

    It was a one trick pony which every week built up to Cleese doing an OTT rant.

    Surprised they still show it in this PC age with its racist content too.
    Racist content? Like what was in Till Death Us Do Part, Love Thy Neighbour, Rising Damp, etc, you mean?

    We were supposed to laugh at the bigots portrayed in those shows because of their ignorance. You didn't catch on then, and you're just as thick today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TH63 View Post
    Fawlty Towers Mrs Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
    Basil: But that is Torquay, madam.
    Mrs Richards: Well it's not good enough.
    Basil: Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...
    Mrs Richards: Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea.
    Basil: You can see the sea! It's over there between the land and the sky!
    Guest: I'd need a telescope to see that.
    Basil: Well might I suggest you move to a hotel closer to the sea. Or preferably in it.


    Still makes me laugh every time I see it.

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    Fawlty Towers is just classic, still funny as fook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Racist content? Like what was in Till Death Us Do Part, Love Thy Neighbour, Rising Damp, etc, you mean?

    We were supposed to laugh at the bigots portrayed in those shows because of their ignorance. You didn't catch on then, and you're just as thick today.
    IN FACKING ONE

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue matt View Post
    Fawlty Towers is just classic, still funny as fook
    its quality matt
    its way basil and his mrs just insult each other back and forth
    she always wins though lol

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    Two moments from the dead body episode always crack me up - Basil being interrupted in mid rant by Sybil quietly telling him he's got a kipper sticking out from the top of his jumper and an exasperated and hungry Geoffrey Palmer "saying "I'm a doctor and I want my sausages" - what on earth has the first thing got to do with the second thing ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the other bob wilson View Post
    Two moments from the dead body episode always crack me up - Basil being interrupted in mid rant by Sybil quietly telling him he's got a kipper sticking out from the top of his jumper and an exasperated and hungry Geoffrey Palmer "saying "I'm a doctor and I want my sausages" - what on earth has the first thing got to do with the second thing ?
    Loved that episode as well. Loved the bit where one of the old ladies has started screaming at the body, Polly's slapped her and knocked her out and Basil says "oh spiffing, well done, two dead, twenty five to go"

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    Mrs. Richards: I've booked a room with a bath and a sea view for three nights. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
    •Manuel: Qué?
    •Mrs. Richards: What?
    • Manuel: Qué?
    • Mrs. Richards: K?
    • Manuel: Sí.
    • Mrs. Richards: KC? KC? What are you trying to say?
    • Manuel: No, no no no. Qué, "what."
    • Mrs. Richards: K. Watt?
    • Manuel: Sí: qué, "what."
    • Mrs. Richards: C.K. Watt?
    • Manuel: Yes.
    • Mrs. Richards: Who is this C.K. Watt?
    • Manuel: Qué?
    • Mrs. Richards: Is he the manager?
    • Manuel: Oh, Manager.
    • Mrs. Richards: He is.
    • Manuel: Ah, Mr. Fawlty.
    • Mrs. Richards: Oh, what are you talking about, you silly little man?
    [to Polly]
    • Mrs. Richards: Girl, I start to ask this man about my room, and he tells me the manager is a Mr. Watt, aged forty.
    • Manuel: No, no no. "Fawwl-ty."
    • Mrs. Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him?

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    Basil the rat, , is the PC:---

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_q4S7lZeik

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    Now in serious danger of spending Sat morn looking at Watery Fowls, Flowery Twats, Farty Towels, Fatty Owls

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    I might have to DL the series on my touchpad now, got to spend the day at a netball comp tomorrow, so might aswell laugh at something

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    I must say I never really liked Fawlty Towers.

    It was a one trick pony which every week built up to Cleese doing an OTT rant.

    Surprised they still show it in this PC age with its racist content too.
    Are you mad? One trick pony?

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    Re: Fawlty Towers, Basil's Best Bits

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    On 'Yesterday' now, seen all the clips a million times but, dear me, this is outstanding, top class comedy����
    https://twitter.com/FawltyTowersFan/...62141385523200

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