My favourite take away

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Beef fried rice , hot and spicy

Salted and chilli spare ribs , no sauce

Plain noodles

Four spring rolls

Have that !!

Alternatively , extra large Donner , tomatoes and raw onion , chips , chilli sauce

Rocking good news

[Pearcey3]

Shagged any rotters recently Sludge?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Shagged any rotters recently Sludge?

No , hence I am back to my takeaway diet fitness plan

[MacAdder]

Prefer an Indian if I'm honest, Chicken jalfrezi or perhaps lamb vindaloo.

Although a Chinese is a nice change and I'd go for crispy shredded beef, plain noodles, special fried rice with curry sauce.
Though it is nice to try something different so the more people you are with, the bigger variety.

[lardy]

Prefer an Indian if I'm honest, Chicken jalfrezi or perhaps lamb vindaloo.

Although a Chinese is a nice change and I'd go for crispy shredded beef, plain noodles, special fried rice with curry sauce.
Though it is nice to try something different so the more people you are with, the bigger variety.

Ooh you saucy minx you

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I kid you not.....a take-away in Scotland is called a 'carry-oot'.

[Dr Lecter]

I kid you not.....a take-away in Scotland is called a 'carry-oot'.

Shouldn't that be curry-oot?

[xsnaggle]

I kid you not.....a take-away in Scotland is called a 'carry-oot'.

I recall ordering 2 savaloys in a chippie near Edinburgh airport on an egg trip once.
the man took them out of the warmer and put them straight in the deep fat frier, I culdn't believe it, with all that melted chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[joecity]

I kid you not.....a take-away in Scotland is called a 'carry-oot'.

So is an Offy..

[TH63]

From the Juboraj

Chicken Kholapuri
Pilau Rice
Garlic Naan

Immense

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I find Indian food too oiley and jalfrezi is my top level , any more and it's too hot

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

I find Indian food too oiley and jalfrezi is my top level , any more and it's too hot

Indian takeaways give me a terrible headache. I rarely have a takeaway, but insist on going to the Chinese with the hot Chinese girl taking the order. Their food is crap, but her arse isn't.

[Barry Shitpeas]

Indian takeaways give me a terrible headache. I rarely have a takeaway, but insist on going to the Chinese with the hot Chinese girl taking the order. Their food is crap, but her arse isn't.

Photos or it's not true.

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

Photos or it's not true.

A photo of my headache?

[Barry Shitpeas]

A photo of my headache?

I'd be impressed if you could manage that, but I'd prefer one of the chicks dirt box

[NYCBlue]

Indian takeaways give me a terrible headache. I rarely have a takeaway, but insist on going to the Chinese with the hot Chinese girl taking the order. Their food is crap, but her arse isn't.

Chinese girl with an arse? Rare.

[Mrs Steve R]

Indian takeaways give me a terrible headache. I rarely have a takeaway, but insist on going to the Chinese with the hot Chinese girl taking the order. Their food is crap, but her arse isn't.

You buy crap food just to look at an arse? must be a man thing?

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

You buy crap food just to look at an arse? must be a man thing?

I get the food for my wife. Who said chivalry is dead?

[Mrs Steve R]

I get the food for my wife. Who said chivalry is dead?

Your wife when she eats the crap food?

[NYCBlue]

Beef fried rice , hot and spicy

Salted and chilli spare ribs , no sauce

Plain noodles

Four spring rolls

Have that !!

Alternatively , extra large Donner , tomatoes and raw onion , chips , chilli sauce

Rocking good news

If had to choose from that menu I'd go with the kebab.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Beef fried rice , hot and spicy

Salted and chilli spare ribs , no sauce

Plain noodles

Four spring rolls

Have that !!

Alternatively , extra large Donner , tomatoes and raw onion , chips , chilli sauce

Rocking good news

Is that all you take away?

[Mrs Steve R]

Is that all you take away?

[joecity]

You is yang tze.. cadoxton

[Toadstool]

Chicken Fried Rice
Chinese Chicken Curry
prawn toast ( to dip in said curry )
2 x bottles of stella

[Dr Lecter]

The main problem with takeaways is that you don't really want to eat food that's been cooked by the people who work in them.

Unsavory types nqat.