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Thread: Go sober for October Bollocks

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    Go sober for October Bollocks

    Anything for a charity wheeze these days.

    Very discrimnatory too.

    I see lots of Teetotal celebs have signed up.

    Might be more acceptable if the teetotallers had to GET BOLLOCKSED EVERY DAY for the month.

    I'm out.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    I barely drink these days anyway

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by AlwaysAway2 View Post
    Anything for a charity wheeze these days.

    Very discrimnatory too.

    I see lots of Teetotal celebs have signed up.

    Might be more acceptable if the teetotallers had to GET BOLLOCKSED EVERY DAY for the month.

    I'm out.
    It amazes me, the amount of alcohol consumed by people. I listen to them in work talking about drinking bottles of wine every night and basically getting bladdered on the weekend.

    As someone who drinks infrequently, I notice that when I do have just one or two drinks, it takes me a week to get over it.

    I think the challenge should be six months without alcohol. It’s clearly no good for you.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    I sampled a good amount of various beers in Cardiff the other week. I'm surprised you bother drinking at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Andy View Post
    It amazes me, the amount of alcohol consumed by people. I listen to them in work talking about drinking bottles of wine every night and basically getting bladdered on the weekend.

    As someone who drinks infrequently, I notice that when I do have just one or two drinks, it takes me a week to get over it.

    I think the challenge should be six months without alcohol. It’s clearly no good for you.
    You need to try harder Auntie to build up your tolerance to it , that's all.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    I was shocked to realise I was drinking more alcohol than recommended in the Department of Health guidelines. I decided I ought to do something about it, so I quickly drew up my own set of guidelines and I am now well within the recommended level of intake.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Go sober for October
    Movember
    Wank your Member December?

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Go sober for October
    Movember
    Wank your Member December?
    Fanny hairy in January ?

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Pubs are struggling enough as it is, I think I'll carry on drinking

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Fanny hairy in January ?
    Fanuary

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Fanny hairy in January ?
    You have to say it quickly

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Fanny hairy in January ?
    Decembeaver.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Decembeaver.
    Anal April

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Constimaytion; no shitting for a month

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    April Showers = water sports

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    Followed by Gay May ( make your own arrangements) 😱😱😱

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    If you drink so much that you can get people to pay you to go sober for one month then maybe you should go sober for longer.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by surge View Post
    If you drink so much that you can get people to pay you to go sober for one month then maybe you should go sober for longer.
    Boo !

    Nobody loves a Puritan.

    So you can have Purijan instead.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Anal April
    Which charity?

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Gillis View Post
    Pubs are struggling enough as it is, I think I'll carry on drinking
    That's the way forward, drink enjoy oneself , give back to society in the way of propping up the licensed trade and jobs , a fine socialist aporoach.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Which charity?
    Endoscopy Wales.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    My boss once carpeted me and wanted to know why I turned up at work drunk.

    I told him i thought it fairer to have a hangover in my own time.

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Anal April
    Julwhy?

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    Re: Go sober for October Bollocks

    Quote Originally Posted by Phill Stants brother View Post
    Fanuary
    Julwhy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill Stants brother View Post
    Endoscopy Wales.

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