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Thread: Hugh Heffner has died

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    Hugh Heffner has died

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41423845
    One bloke who definitely won't be going to a better place than the one he lived
    All erections at half mast today lads.

  2. #2

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41423845
    One bloke who definitely won't be going to a better place than the one he lived
    All erections at half mast today lads.


    Money, fame, beautiful women and viagra.... what a sad traumatic life he had!

    Cheers Hef, you came along just in time, for me anyway

  3. #3

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Gonna try and find my wank hank under the bed and knock one out as a tribute to airbrushed foofs from times long ago

  4. #4

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocco Siffredi View Post
    Gonna try and find my wank hank under the bed and knock one out as a tribute to airbrushed foofs from times long ago

  5. #5

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Sex and drugs. That's what my uncle died of.



    Couldn't get either so he shot himself.

  6. #6

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Stolen off twitter ., the order of service will have pages stuck together 😀

  7. #7

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

  8. #8

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Quote Originally Posted by Whisperer View Post
    Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.

  9. #9

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Quote Originally Posted by Whisperer View Post
    Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.
    Laughed out load. Couldnt tell the missus why!

  10. #10

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Tomorrow the Sun have a photo of HH laid out on page 3.

  11. #11
    Blue in the Face
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    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    "He died peacefully in his slip"

    My best effort

  12. #12

    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Quote Originally Posted by Whisperer View Post
    Hefner seen more C@nts than the turnstiles at Swansea.
    BOOM!

  13. #13
    Blue in the Face
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    Re: Hugh Heffner has died

    Gashes to gashes. Bust to bust.

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