Originally Posted by
Dr Lecter
Valleys version:
Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
'arf 'n' 'arf wiv curry please butt
*gets chips,rice and curry*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*