Quote Originally Posted by Phill Stants brother View Post
Time for the Paddy & Murphy jokes. Here’s my effort.

Paddy on death row gets the choice to be shot, hung or injected with the aids virus. He says 'Give me that aids stuff'. They inject him and he starts rolling around the floor laughing. The warden asks 'what's so funny Paddy' to which Paddy replies 'I'm wearing a condom'
Don't make sense mate, as it was still the best choice as the others are instant death.