My God, are you implying that the primary reason the Yanks have been in Afghanistan for 16 years is to not only maintain but massively increase heroin production so as to flood the streets of Western societies to fracture them further? Good grief, I do declare as an encore you'll suggest the very same interests created, funded and armed Al Qaeda and Isis to steal our liberties in order to protect ourselves. If you carry on in that vein you'll alarm all those who desperately cling to the belief that blokes with Stanley knives hijacked planes and flew them in to two New York buildings is such a way that they fell as if demolished by Fred Dibnah, and that another nearby, which wasn't hit by anything, collapsed in similar fashion out of sympathy.

Young man, you need to spend far less time thinking for yourself. Start tuning in to CNN, embroil yourself in celebrity culture - the more puerile the better, buy the most expensive mobile phone you can't afford and play about with it for hours on end every day.