Sludge

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?

[Minion]

Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Pounding sir, oooooo suits you sir. And at 62 years of age sir, ooooooo!!

I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?

By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?

[Steve R]

Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?

Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.

https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB

[Eric the Half a Bee]

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Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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Could combine sleeping, dogging and stalking all in one go....

Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard

Not at the moment obviously

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

By pounding, do you mean there's a divot where the box of tissues used to lay?

In a word yes

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.



https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB

Thanks Simon

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Keep the quips going , I can take it , I am rock hard

Not at the moment obviously

I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I'd be worried if Mike's board had that effect on people!

Everything gives me the horn

Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn

[life on mars]

Anyone suggest a decent place that will also take my old one away , Bridgend area ?

Argos

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Argos

Only if you buy from them and you can't test out their stuff first

[Feedback]

Everything gives me the horn

Opened the front gate , that gave me the horn

Front gate must be a euphemism

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Front gate must be a euphemism

Ladyboys

[NYCBlue]

Start wanking standing up.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Start wanking standing up.

The springs would be in an even worse state then

[Mrs Steve R]

Groupon is your best bet mate at a fraction of High Street prices.

https://www.groupon.co.uk/browse/car...s&locale=en_GB

Good if you like sleeping on a trampoline.

[bobh]

My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.

[jeepster]

I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go

It must smell like a fish gutters gloves

[Pearcey3]

I have bedded scores of women in my love pit , it's got to go

Are you courting at the moment Mr Sludge?

[Namaste]

Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.

Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.

[Minion]

Every mattress seller offers 100 days free trial, plus free returns.

Therefore, change mattress every 3 months for free and complain it gave ya bad back. just dont pee the bed.

Sludge will pee the bed though.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

My daughter got a really good one from What! at a fraction of the big name stores' prices.

Will check it out

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Sludge will pee the bed though.

The only stains on my mattress will be the stains of love