Sludge

[Jordi Culé]

I will try anything once

Caitlyn Jenner is an in between so you've covered both bases if you nail that.

[J R Hartley]

Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?

[Former Labour leader]

I would love to smother Sarah champion , Rochdale labour
Labour MP for Cardiff central Jo Stephens

You must be moving in the wrong political circles. Ive got to know a number of female MPs/AMs ...not in the biblical sense unfortunately and me and Sludge would have a fight to the death over them.

[Former Labour leader]

Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?

I think i would have to say yes. Any port in a storm and all that.

[TH63]

Sludge. Lauren Harries. Yes or No?

I think sludge follows the general principle of any hole’s a goal

[Mrs Steve R]

I think i would have to say yes. Any port in a storm and all that.

I really don't understand men

[Dr Lecter]

Is it too late to add Lady Ga Ga? gives me the creeps.

I'm sorry but I'm not having that.

If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.

Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.

Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.

[Dr Lecter]

Barbara Cartland.

Not after last time.

[Mrs Steve R]

I'm sorry but I'm not having that.

If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.

Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.

Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.

You used to say that about me, you gone off me now I'm thinner?

[Dr Lecter]

That ugly horse woman from sex and the city.

Like Ruud van Nistelrooy with a vag.

[J R Hartley]

I think sludge follows the general principle of any hole’s a goal

To be fair he did start this thread!

[joecity]

I'm sorry but I'm not having that.

If I had to pick one woman it would be Gaga.

Keep your plastic looking dead behind the eyes supermodel types.

Gaga looks like a woman that would give you a night you'd never forget - up for anything, a little bit scary and slightly unhinged. Just my type of girl.

Think it was that meat suit thing. She seems like a fun girl but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Each to his own tho doc.

[joecity]

I really don't understand men

If you really want to understand men just slightly refraze the question to' If nobody would ever find out which women would you not boff?' then stand back and watch the list of women provided shrink. Still some not up for negotiation but some No's would definitely become maybes. Not for me of course. Goes without saying.

[Mrs Steve R]

Think it was that meat suit thing. She seems like a fun girl but I can't quite put my finger on what it is. Each to his own tho doc.

That's just crying out for a joke about beef curtains

[joecity]

That's just crying out for a joke about beef curtains

dont forget the pork sword

[joecity]

dont forget the pork sword

Sounds like a dodgy mixed grill that. 2 fried eggs included and I wont go on.

[joecity]

Fk it one more a Pineapple Ring.

[Mrs Steve R]

If you really want to understand men just slightly refraze the question to' If nobody would ever find out which women would you not boff?' then stand back and watch the list of women provided shrink. Still some not up for negotiation but some No's would definitely become maybes. Not for me of course. Goes without saying.

I don't see what difference people finding out would make tbh maybe it's because I've only ever 'boffed' men I have feelings for?

Fk it one more a Pineapple Ring.

[joecity]

I don't see what difference people finding out would make tbh maybe it's because I've only ever 'boffed' men I have feelings for?

You have obviously never had 8 pints in the Claude and woken up next to an Anne Widdecombe 'a like' in a bedsit on Albany Road and wondered what the feck a wooden leg is doing hanging off the back of the door you were planning to excuse yourself through and hopefully beat your perfectly lovely girlfriend home from her night shift. Good for you.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Vickers daughter between the sheets, doesn't take much imagination!!!!

Incidentally I distrust her more than Thatcher.

May is Tory scum , Thatcher reborn

[joecity]

May is Tory scum , Thatcher reborn

Amen to that.

[joecity]

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[Mrs Steve R]

You have obviously never had 8 pints in the Claude and woken up next to an Anne Widdecombe 'a like' in a bedsit on Albany Road and wondered what the feck a wooden leg is doing hanging off the back of the door you were planning to excuse yourself through and hopefully beat your perfectly lovely girlfriend home from her night shift. Good for you.

No I haven't, I'd never be able to drink 8 pints for a start

[joecity]

No I haven't, I'd never be able to drink 8 pints for a start

Nor me ever again. Good night all.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

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That is fecking horrific