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  1. #226

    Joan Sims from the carry on films

    She used to give me the horn

    Never fancied Barbara Windsor, a right grot bag

  2. #227

    Re: WOMEN YOU WOULD NOT BOFF ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    I really don't understand men
    Nor me

  3. #228

    Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills

    I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing

  4. #229

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.

  5. #230

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
    Buy a dog.

    Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?

  6. #231
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    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby

  7. #232

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    I dispute that assertion.

    Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.

    The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.

  8. #233

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
    Some people scoff at Lidl shoppers but you get some right frottage in there

  9. #234

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by TISS View Post
    its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
    I would say middle order in the batting line up

    Sort of all rounders

  10. #235

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    I dispute that assertion.

    Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.

    The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
    Have you been reading my diary ?

    It's a Vauxhall Astra not a corsa, there is more room in the back for my fishing tackle and sleeping bag

  11. #236

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueWales View Post
    Buy a dog.

    Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?
    I am in the process of considering getting a dog , is it ok to walk your dog with no clothes on ?

  12. #237

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills

    I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
    I saw you looking at me , I tend to not dress up in public anymore , but was desperate to get my hands some crunches

  13. #238

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills

    I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
    A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein

  14. #239

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by JDerrida View Post
    A bit hypocritical Sludge, following your comments about Harvey Weinstein
    Well if you can't see I am taking the piss out of myself and I am the exact opposite of that tosser you are either on a troll or thick as feck

  15. #240

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills

    I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
    See you there tomorrow morning around lunchtime, I'll be hanging around by the tins of spaghetti

  16. #241

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Well if you can't see I am taking the piss out of myself and I am the exact opposite of that tosser you are either on a troll or thick as feck
    Pull the other one. You'll be telling us you're a tory next you absolute rotter.

    ps. Have you checked out B&M? I think you'll find the ladies who shop there more accomodating, and dare I say, even grateful for the attention.

  17. #242

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    I bought a fake black leather reclining chair at b and m Bridgend the other day , imagine lying naked lying back in that whilst some dirty rotter sorts you out , I would be in heaven

  18. #243

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    See you there tomorrow morning around lunchtime, I'll be hanging around by the tins of spaghetti
    I will be wearing tight pvc shorts and a slayer t shirt , you won't miss me

  19. #244

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I will be wearing tight pvc shorts and a slayer t shirt , you won't miss me
    Ok mate, I'm here already. I'm moving over to the Marmite section as that seems to be where the action is!

  20. #245

    SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)


  21. #246

    Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)

    Beach volleyball will never be topped.

    How can you beat a sport where there's a maximum size for bikini bottoms?

  22. #247

    Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)

    Pole dancing for 10 year olds?

  23. #248

    Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve R View Post
    Pole dancing for 10 year olds?
    All part of the plan.

    See who applies to do the judging then seize their computers.

  24. #249

    Re: SLUDGE'S DREAM SPORT, might be in the Olympics (after beach volleyball)

    Topless darts from roehampton

  25. #250

    Re: Home Bargains Bridgend today , loads of talent on show

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    Ok mate, I'm here already. I'm moving over to the Marmite section as that seems to be where the action is!
    Give me five minutes

    All the ladies say that to me but I get it all over in a flash

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