Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
Buy a dog.

Great way to meet and chat up women. Sludge are you listening ?