Sludge

[BLUETIT]

You are quite likely to be a neg with your gluten problems, or rhesus negative recessive, I told you that before, this study was just on women though

In the words of Trigger, "What you saying then, Dave"

[Mrs Steve R]

You are quite likely to be a neg with your gluten problems, or rhesus negative recessive, I told you that before, this study was just on women though

In the words of Trigger, "What you saying then, Dave"

I'm saying watch those bloody vids I sent you

[ken smith]

When a woman is with me she's got a high sex drive wether she's ginger or bald

Its a gift god gave me

Only if the gift God gave you is ghb

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Like all us "GINGERS" (Strawberry Blonde in my case)

I think we need to ask your missus

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

Again the same warning goes out to you , I have contacted her agent via e mail to arrange a date so hands off till I do the nasty groundwork

She'll come running into my arms after a date with you young fella me lad.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

She'll come running into my arms after a date with you young fella me lad.

She won't be able to walk never mind run to you after I have given her love action

[life on mars]

I would turn her approahes down, a lot better lookers on the streets of Cardiff on Saturday night, albeit a bit wobbly on thier legs and dribbling/ mumbling a lot .

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I would turn her approahes down, a lot better lookers on the streets of Cardiff on Saturday night, albeit a bit wobbly on thier legs and dribbling/ mumbling a lot .

And that's at 6 pm !

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I must have some kind of hidden smell they all go crazy for

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I must have some kind of hidden smell they all go crazy for

Join a walking group, Sludge. I did six months ago and the women outnumber the men 3 to 1 on a bad day.

[NYCBlue]

Join a walking group, Sludge. I did six months ago and the women outnumber the men 3 to 1 on a bad day.

Better still, join a wanking group. You might pick up some tips. And meet some game ladies.

[The Bob Banker Spanker]

I must have some kind of hidden smell they all go crazy for

Brut?

[joecity]

It was the the Steaks you had hidden up you're top Sludge.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Join a walking group, Sludge. I did six months ago and the women outnumber the men 3 to 1 on a bad day.

What's the name of this walking group ?

The only ramblers I see out on my strolls are like old zombies

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It was the the Steaks you had hidden up you're top Sludge.

Sausages down my pants more like

[TH63]

Sausages down my pants more like

Cocktail sausage obviously

[Mrs Steve R]

Cocktail sausage obviously

[joecity]

Sausages down my pants more like

So you got 2 dicks then mate?

[joecity]

So you got 2 dicks then mate?

Sludge I have become that what I despise the most The Grammar police. All for a cheap laugh. Forgive me mate. I kn'ow not what I do.

[joecity]

Sludge I have become that what I despise the most The Grammar police. All for a cheap laugh. Forgive me mate. I kn'ow not what I do.

And the spelling police Nudge.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Brut?

Stallion

[life on mars]

Join a walking group, Sludge. I did six months ago and the women outnumber the men 3 to 1 on a bad day.

Get an allotment , mine is 70% occupied by ladiieees with lovely Melons .

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Better still, join a wanking group. You might pick up some tips. And meet some game ladies.

And who said sophisticated humour is dead :rolleyes:

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

And the spelling police Nudge.

Never mind that what's this walking group called ?!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Sludgey babe. You need a girlfriend. Sort it out.

I am alien to the idea of girlfriends

I prefer a sort of sixties style arrangement

Free love and all that