The return of Sludge.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Ah that was it. I heard you left the handbrake on whilst everyone popped their spines out pushing you up what can be described as Everest!

That is indeed correct

[Former Labour leader]

Welcome back comrade

[Organ Morgan.]

It's the same every year. He hardly posts for months on end then becomes very active. The dates exactly match the beginning and end of the UK dogging season.

I suspect that those in this thread who appear amused by his antics would be rather less so had their sister, mother or great aunt fallen in to his clutches because at a minimum they'd be in receipt of prescription only nerve tablets, or more often having regular therapy sessions.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's the same every year. He hardly posts for months on end then becomes very active. The dates exactly match the beginning and end of the UK dogging season.

I suspect that those in this thread who appear amused by his antics would be rather less so had their sister, mother or great aunt fallen in to his clutches because at a minimum they'd be in receipt of prescription only nerve tablets, or more often having regular therapy sessions.

I treat birds with respect

A bottle of blue nun followed by a doner kebab and a rampant stallion after shave is all in my toolbox

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Welcome back comrade

Socialism !!

[Mr Soul '68]

What a pleasure it is to have the great man back and firing on all cylinders.

Yes Indeed, I have missed his music posts, as well as keeping us all abreast of his conquests.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Yes Indeed, I have missed his music posts, as well as keeping us all abreast of his conquests.

Breasts , I love breasts

[NYCBlue]

Certainly makes this board a better place.

Knows his way around riffs and the ladies too.

[Tandy]

He put the tent in attention seeking.

[ccfc_is_my_life]

He puts the panty sniffing stalker into panty sniffing stalker.