Millwall ticket sorted , any bother from that rabble contact me

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I am not having them taking liberties on our manor

I have been in training

[valleys caveman]

Heard you ended up in Mothercare hiding behind the Pampers last time they came to town!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Heard you ended up in Mothercare hiding behind the Pampers last time they came to town!

That was in Exeter in the late eighties and I was just helping out single mums from being attacked , I locked the door and hid in the toilets just to make sure though

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I will be hanging around the toilets at Cardiff central anyway , it's a favourite haunt of mine

Any Millwall giving it large , they will have me to deal with

[valleys caveman]

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's no laughing matter , one phonecall and I can get 200 Cardiff old school out from Bridgend and porthcawl , unless it's raining or too cold

[goats]

Been training with the Russians? In the forests around Cardiff throwing logs around, git my black vest and whistle ready.

[insider]

When you say training do you mean eating Keebabs ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

When you say training do you mean eating Keebabs ?

Large doner with chips

[J R Hartley]

That was in Exeter in the late eighties and I was just helping out single mums from being attacked , I locked the door and hid in the toilets just to make sure though

[J R Hartley]

Large doner with chips

All salad?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

All salad?

Onions , tomatoes, cheese , green chillies, chilli sauce

[J R Hartley]

Onions , tomatoes, cheese , green chillies, chilli sauce

Cheese?!?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Cheese?!?

It's the final touch

[dembethewarrior]

Cheese?!?

Goes rather well on a chicken shish

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I think that Millwall are going to be a tough side to beat , certainly no walk in the park for us

[Tokyo Blue]

I think that Millwall are going to be a tough side to beat , certainly no walk in the park for us

Yeah, and it'll also be tough when we play them at football ;) My money's on you, Sludge mate. Anyone that loves metal would never lose in a fight.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

That was in Exeter in the late eighties and I was just helping out single mums from being attacked , I locked the door and hid in the toilets just to make sure though

Some women can be quite ungrateful. I remember holding a door open for a woman once and she started yelling at me, something like "Do you mind? I'm trying to have a shit."

[elytillidie]

Some women can be quite ungrateful. I remember holding a door open for a woman once and she started yelling at me, something like "Do you mind? I'm trying to have a shit."

[BlueWales]

It'll be plastic glasses in the pubs I expect.

[elytillidie]

That was in Exeter in the late eighties and I was just helping out single mums from being attacked , I locked the door and hid in the toilets just to make sure though

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