Sexy female doctor

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Went for a full bloods check today on my kidneys , liver , glucose for diabetes and prostate

She is going to examine my balls and do the old finger up the wrong un once she has the tests back

I can't wait , about fifty , long black hair , great figure

God bless the NHS

[BLUETIT]

Went for a full bloods check today on my kidneys , liver , glucose for diabetes and prostate

She is going to examine my balls and do the old finger up the wrong un once she has the tests back

I can't wait , about fifty , long black hair , great figure

God bless the NHS

Hope she hasn't got false fingernails, wouldn't want one of them left up there.

[Wales-Bales]

Went for a full bloods check today on my kidneys , liver , glucose for diabetes and prostate

She is going to examine my balls and do the old finger up the wrong un once she has the tests back

I can't wait , about fifty , long black hair , great figure

God bless the NHS

I think the male chaperone might enjoy it more than she does

[TH63]

Hope she hasn't got false fingernails, wouldn't want one of them left up there.

I think they use rubber gloves now Tone, unless you go private.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I look forward to hearing about your Sooty impression.

[bobh]

Oh, come on, now Sludge.
All of us on this board know by now that when you say "sexy female", it simply means she is still breathing.

[ccfc_is_my_life]

Tore a pec muscle ( probably only muscle I have ).

Had physio at UHW.

UHW is a really shit place... but the physio department was wall to wall 20 something blondes. It was like a Swedish female beach volleyball dressing room with unflattering gowns.

Young lady moved my arm around and asked if it felt stiff.

I genuinely had no response at that moment.

[Dr Lecter]

Tore a pec muscle ( probably only muscle I have ).

Had physio at UHW.

UHW is a really shit place... but the physio department was wall to wall 20 something blondes. It was like a Swedish female beach volleyball dressing room with unflattering gowns.

Young lady moved my arm around and asked if it felt stiff.

I genuinely had no response at that moment.

Sludge currently back down Cowbridge Surgery asking for physio referral.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Sludge currently back down Cowbridge Surgery asking for physio referral.

Our physio dept is based in Bridgend , yes I have been , yes it was rammed full of totty, yes asked one for her phone number but I got nowhere

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Tore a pec muscle ( probably only muscle I have ).

Had physio at UHW.

UHW is a really shit place... but the physio department was wall to wall 20 something blondes. It was like a Swedish female beach volleyball dressing room with unflattering gowns.

Young lady moved my arm around and asked if it felt stiff.

I genuinely had no response at that moment.

There is a god

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Oh, come on, now Sludge.
All of us on this board know by now that when you say "sexy female", it simply means she is still breathing.

If there is a pulse it's game on

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I look forward to hearing about your Sooty impression.

Moooooon river !!

Ever served time in prison Dr ?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I think the male chaperone might enjoy it more than she does

Watch it

[NYCBlue]

Dr Diehl. I'll never forget her.