Things that mildly irritate you

[J R Hartley]

Ah yes, what’s that all about?

Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)

So that is how you and Croesy become aquainted and lifelong buddies.

[Dr Lecter]

So that is how you and Croesy become aquainted and lifelong buddies.

Nah, Croesy likes to show me something else......