Things that mildly irritate you

[Mrs Steve R]

Women.

All of them.

They’re all fecking mental.

If it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t like cock then I’d happily be a gay.

Bloke’s are so much simpler - food, sex, sport, booze, sheds. That’s it.

People who park next to you in an otherwise empty supermarket car park.

People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).

People who send drunken pms asking to meet you at the next match for a fight, then shit out when the drink wears off.

Get over it love, you should see some of the pm's I've had over the years.