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    Things that mildly irritate you

    People that almost jump in front of you at the speed of light to continue ahead of you, for example getting off a train, then walk like a snail in front of you...usually leaving u blocked off so you miss a train etc...

    People who can see you waiting to cross the road, they drive as slowly as possible towards you and then decide to take a left turn....with no ****ing indicator used. Aye ya blonde bitch I really wanted to stand here all this time for my own pleasure.

    Any more?

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    When coming up to lights on a duel carriageway or something, the people that hold back going about half a mile an hour as they know the lights are red. With a long queue behind them.

    The other side has gone to the lights like normal people.

    But no, this one clown who likes to be control, is ambling along 100 yards up the road. Bordering on stationary

    "There is no reason to rush to be there, you can't go anywhere"

    But I'd rather get there then go to neutral?.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    People who throw fag nips out of the car window.

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    Thrush

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    Underpants made out of sandpaper.

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    Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by LordKenwyne View Post
    When coming up to lights on a duel carriageway or something, the people that hold back going about half a mile an hour as they know the lights are red. With a long queue behind them.

    The other side has gone to the lights like normal people.

    But no, this one clown who likes to be control, is ambling along 100 yards up the road. Bordering on stationary

    "There is no reason to rush to be there, you can't go anywhere"

    But I'd rather get there then go to neutral?.
    Agree with you on the crawling along bit, also, it used be that when the light went from green to amber you slowed down, now it seems you speed up, and if it's only just turned red, you go really fast to get through.
    People who drive round and round, try to squeeze in impossible spaces etc, in an attempt to get as close as possible to the supermaket entrance.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.
    I hate the ones that stand there with a stereo blaring out Radio 1. You know, chuggers plays pop.

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    People who practically come to a stop when turning left !

    YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TANK, YOU ******* MORON

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    The new ‘plastic’ style fivers and tenners.

    They’re just shit mun.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by BLUETIT View Post
    People who practically come to a stop when turning left !

    YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TANK, YOU ******* MORON

    Wheel threaders. Those women of a certain age (usually driving a Micra or Yaris) that think you have to turn a steering wheel very slowly by threading it through your hands a tiny bit at a time.

    My mother is one - it takes her about twenty minutes to manoeuvre a medium sized roundabout.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Women.

    All of them.

    They’re all fecking mental.

    If it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t like cock then I’d happily be a gay.

    Bloke’s are so much simpler - food, sex, sport, booze, sheds. That’s it.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Pop ups that you can’t figure out how to get rid of.

    Especially ones offering certain services.

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    New people on Gogglebox.

    It’s like a stranger inviting themselves in for tea.

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    People who park next to you in an otherwise empty supermarket car park.

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    Anyone who texts lol.

    Cretins.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.
    I thought you meant that irrigating TV personality.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).

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    Checkout staff asking me if I’ve got anything planned for the rest of my day.

    Then looking disgusted as I tell them I’m hoping for a good wank in front of loose women (as long as Janet’s not on there of course)

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Wales-Bales View Post
    People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).


    I’ve learnt from the best.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Wheel threaders. Those women of a certain age (usually driving a Micra or Yaris) that think you have to turn a steering wheel very slowly by threading it through your hands a tiny bit at a time.

    My mother is one - it takes her about twenty minutes to manoeuvre a medium sized roundabout.
    I get irritated by the other way round, people who turn their wheel using their palm heel.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by lardy View Post
    I get irritated by the other way round, people who turn their wheel using their palm heel.
    Unless they’re driving a forklift of course.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    People who send drunken pms asking to meet you at the next match for a fight, then shit out when the drink wears off.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Unless they’re driving a forklift of course.
    Then I just get irritated that they get to drive a forklift and I don't.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    People who avoid giving answers by asking themselves a different quesion in the 3rd person, and then answering their own question rather than the one they were asked. Russell Slade was a master of this.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Getting the Christmas lights out of the attic and you realise that some lazy shit has just chucked them away last year all tangled up and it’s going to take you six hours to untangle it all.

    Then having your missus point out that lazy shit was you.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    People that tap the brakes for no good reason on a motorway/dual carriageway. The cuase of most traffic jams. Actialy, that doesn't mildly irritate me, that drives me to the edge of murder.

    When you come to a pelican crossing and the lights have just turned red but the person who pressed the button has already crossed to the otherside. If there's no-one around and you cross on green anyway the don't press the fecking button.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    People who park/sit next to you in an otherwise empty supermarket car park, pub, restaurant, cafe, bus, railway carriage etc.
    Improved it for you


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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Every other driver on the road apart from those that drive the same speed as me.

    Any slower then they’re a bloody nuisance holding everyone up.

    Any faster then they’re a bloody idiot that’ll cause an accident.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Enoch Mort View Post
    Improved it for you

    Ah yes, what’s that all about?

    Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Ah yes, what’s that all about?

    Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)
    If he put his feet up on the seat ( something that more than mildly irritates me ) then it would have been the complete nightmare !

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    My wife's choice of telly programme. Geordie shore, The only way is Essex, the real housewives of Barry island or whatever it's called. It just seems to be women arguing about relationships. And all the men in these programmes do is talk about relationships too. Blokes do not sit around chatting about bloody relationships.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Ah yes, what’s that all about?

    Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)
    What material was the bag made of?

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas View Post
    My wife's choice of telly programme. Geordie shore, The only way is Essex, the real housewives of Barry island or whatever it's called. It just seems to be women arguing about relationships. And all the men in these programmes do is talk about relationships too. Blokes do not sit around chatting about bloody relationships.
    I refuse to watch them with her (my wife, not yours). The £12 a month I spend on Sky multi room is the best value for money bill I get every month.

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    My missus watching every known cooking programme and saving millions of recipes of pintrest and then making the same sh*t for tea when it's her turn to cook. The Cow.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Lecter View Post
    Checkout staff asking me if I’ve got anything planned for the rest of my day.

    Then looking disgusted as I tell them I’m hoping for a good wank in front of loose women (as long as Janet’s not on there of course)
    Tesco staff in them smaller ones who think because there's a self service there they can stand there pretending to do **** all.

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by J R Hartley View Post
    I refuse to watch them with her (my wife, not yours). The £12 a month I spend on Sky multi room is the best value for money bill I get every month.
    Thought it was still 10. Rip offs...

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    What material was the bag made of?
    Well it was like a duffel bag so I’d say it was made of duffel?

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    Re: Things that mildly irritate you

    Quote Originally Posted by joecity View Post
    My missus watching every known cooking programme and saving millions of recipes of pintrest and then making the same sh*t for tea when it's her turn to cook. The Cow.


    I’ve got to be honest, I’ve got a cupboard full of recipe books and I still just cook the same dozen or so meals on a loop.

    As Homer Simpson says “no good can come of trying new things”

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