Things that mildly irritate you

[Organ Morgan.]

Ah yes, what’s that all about?

Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)

What material was the bag made of?

[Dr Lecter]

What material was the bag made of?

Well it was like a duffel bag so I’d say it was made of duffel?

[J R Hartley]

Ah yes, what’s that all about?

Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)

So that is how you and Croesy become aquainted and lifelong buddies.

[Dr Lecter]

So that is how you and Croesy become aquainted and lifelong buddies.

Nah, Croesy likes to show me something else......

[bobh]

Ah yes, what’s that all about?

Happened to me a few years back. I was sat on a relatively empty train coming back from Cardiff. A bloke got on at Heath High Level, then came over and sat right up close to me. He then proceeded to talk very loudly about how he was called Stephen King (“but not the guy who writes books”), he went to a special hospital in the week and Ron Davies the politician was there but he wasn’t allowed to tell anyone because it was a secret. He also asked if I wanted to go back to his house and see his cat and showed me all the stuff he had in his bag (some clothes, crisps and tablets in case anyone is wondering)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWEZaDr85tQ

[jnc90]

People that tap the brakes for no good reason on a motorway/dual carriageway. The cuase of most traffic jams. Actialy, that doesn't mildly irritate me, that drives me to the edge of murder.

When you come to a pelican crossing and the lights have just turned red but the person who pressed the button has already crossed to the otherside. If there's no-one around and you cross on green anyway the don't press the fecking button.

[Dr Lecter]

Every other driver on the road apart from those that drive the same speed as me.

Any slower then they’re a bloody nuisance holding everyone up.

Any faster then they’re a bloody idiot that’ll cause an accident.

[Barry Shitpeas]

My wife's choice of telly programme. Geordie shore, The only way is Essex, the real housewives of Barry island or whatever it's called. It just seems to be women arguing about relationships. And all the men in these programmes do is talk about relationships too. Blokes do not sit around chatting about bloody relationships.

[J R Hartley]

My wife's choice of telly programme. Geordie shore, The only way is Essex, the real housewives of Barry island or whatever it's called. It just seems to be women arguing about relationships. And all the men in these programmes do is talk about relationships too. Blokes do not sit around chatting about bloody relationships.

I refuse to watch them with her (my wife, not yours). The £12 a month I spend on Sky multi room is the best value for money bill I get every month.

[joecity]

My missus watching every known cooking programme and saving millions of recipes of pintrest and then making the same sh*t for tea when it's her turn to cook. The Cow.

[Dr Lecter]

My missus watching every known cooking programme and saving millions of recipes of pintrest and then making the same sh*t for tea when it's her turn to cook. The Cow.

I’ve got to be honest, I’ve got a cupboard full of recipe books and I still just cook the same dozen or so meals on a loop.

As Homer Simpson says “no good can come of trying new things”

[joecity]

I’ve got to be honest, I’ve got a cupboard full of recipe books and I still just cook the same dozen or so meals on a loop.

As Homer Simpson says “no good can come of trying new things”

I wouldn't mind if she didn't order in the ingredients and fill the cupboards and fridge full of things that are specific to whatever recipe that caught her eye and palm it off as 'It will come in handy'. The Cow.

[dembethewarrior]

Checkout staff asking me if I’ve got anything planned for the rest of my day.

Then looking disgusted as I tell them I’m hoping for a good wank in front of loose women (as long as Janet’s not on there of course)

Tesco staff in them smaller ones who think because there's a self service there they can stand there pretending to do **** all.

[dembethewarrior]

I refuse to watch them with her (my wife, not yours). The £12 a month I spend on Sky multi room is the best value for money bill I get every month.

Thought it was still 10. Rip offs...

[Dr Lecter]

Thought it was still 10. Rip offs...

Another thing to add to the list then.

Companies sneaking up the cost of stuff without actually giving you anything extra.

[BlueWales]

Another thing to add to the list then.

Companies sneaking up the cost of stuff without actually giving you anything extra.

Companies sneakily reducing the ammount of the product they are selling you but charging you the same
e.g. chocolate bars , fruit juice , cleaning fluids etc.

[bobh]

Another thing to add to the list then.

Companies sneaking up the cost of stuff without actually giving you anything extra.

I went to buy my usual muesli in Tesco yesterday.
It was £170 - ish for a kilo a couple of months ago.
Then it went up to £2 a kilo.

Now it's £2 for 750g !!!

[Steve R]

Leighton James

[Dr Lecter]

Leighton James

Mildly?

[Steve R]

Mildly?

Yes, he's much too insignificant to really irritate me.
Prick.

[dembethewarrior]

Companies sneakily reducing the ammount of the product they are selling you but charging you the same
e.g. chocolate bars , fruit juice , cleaning fluids etc.

Might not be bang on accurate with this theory..but I am certain that a 'normal' mars bar when I was a nipper is now what we are sold as a 'mars duo' while the mars has basically had 1/4 of its end chopped off..

[joecity]

Just got back from the shop and I had a 'front of the que shopper' in front of me. ! till working. A que behind me. She forgets something goes and gets it fair enough. She says she has forgotten another thing and then goes and gets that. Pushing it now but Im ok cause why not. At the last minute her kid pipes up about some chocolate so she send him off to choose.

Predictably the little lad can't make his mind up. She goes to help him decide. Kid ain't happy with her choice n throws n eppy. The guy behind the till cant cancel her order off and serve me because he is new and don't know how to do it.

And there was 3 chavs stood outside 2 with hands down their tracksuit bottoms.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

iTunes putting artists in alphabetical order according to the first name of the artist.

[adz-a32]

iTunes putting artists in alphabetical order according to the first name of the artist.

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[The Bloop]

Play lists.
Why not just play the whole album in the order that the artist intended